It doesn't make sense

I'm trying to gather all my courage and strengh to watch Eclipse but I can't find it right now. But, this video is almost persuading me to step into the cinema. 

This is Felipe Melo and he is basicly a troll (though he says he's not), he is just there getting famous by talking about the things he dislikes. I don't like his videos much, and I only watched three (the Twilight one including). He's boring on his crititcs, he's usually empty and meaning and though, I believe  all these things he says didn't really come out from his own mind and that he had some kind of source, flamming Twilight is always fun and seeing all those lovers reactions is even more funny! Enjoy!

5 completely lame love songs that I love

Love is lame or passion at least. But that's where all the fun is. Being ridiculous. From lame public expressions of love to nicknames that not even your mother could give you. But aparentely, the best "love songs" aren't about love, they're about the end of, the break up. And that's something that can get even more ridiculous, and even more funny if you're not the one involved. This list could get endless but I choose the ones I really listen to despite of all lameness of it, so here it goes... 

5. Always On My Mind - Elvis Presley

I'm being heretic for considering Elvis lame, he's a classic! But I'm analyzing the song's content. The guy didn't give any attention to his girl and she obviously left him, and men are like this, they don't give a shit but once you leave them they start to say things like "You were always on my mind..." This sentence is also very used if the bastard cheated on you. (I'm not talking about my own experience, I was never cheated - as far as I know - and I never left my boyfriend because he didn't care about me, but I have seen cases like that)

The lamest lines: Tell me. Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died.Give me.Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied. ("I know I deserved it but pleaaaaaaaaaaase give it another shot!)

4. Wicked Game - Chris Isaak

4 minutes of song and 3 stophes being sang over and over again. The song is lame with that riff. The video is lame with a chick running through a beach and the lyrics are lame with all that "you're so hot and special and I don't wanna fall in love with you" 

The lamest line: Nobody loves no one. (Totally random!)

3. Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

Mediocre band and even more mediocre ability of writing foolish balads for making money. This one only went to the top thanks to Meg Ryan open arms in a bike being smashed by a truck. Nothing more. Still this is one of the top "relationship music theme" and it's cute.

The lamest line: You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be.

2. Always - Bon Jovi

Hear the keybords, the violins, the guitar. Feel all the passion, the agony, the angst. Hahaha. Jon Bon Jovi is a Diva, in the very Mariah Carrey way. With the wind is the hair, close fists, tight t-shirts and leather pants he is the drama enbodyed the first line starts the whole thing, ("This Romeo is bleeding...") then he blackmails the poor girl ("And I know when I die, youll be on my mind") and declares that he'll "be there till the stars don't shine, till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme". That's true love, not walking into your girlfriend's bedroom though the window every night. LOL The funny thing is that I could choose any Bon Jovi song, (or any 90's hard rock song) I chose this one because maybe it's the most famous, and I don't know one single person that doesn't start to sing the chorus of it (AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... WILL LOOOOOOOVEEE YOUUUUUU BABEEEEE) if the song starts somewhere. You can hate this song, but you sing it. 

The lamest line: I can't choose one. The whole song is lame and cheesy. Still I love this song and all the other lame Bon Jovi songs. I guess I'm lame and cheesy. LOL

1. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler

Like Bruce Willis said in "Bandits" it's "The ultimate sappy chick song" and it's owner of one of the most ridiculous videos I've ever seen. But  HOW can't you feel the sorrow and the grief and how it grows while she's singing??! "Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart." See? She can play with the words, it's deep! It's the ultimate sappy chick song, the ultimate song if you're in the dumps, it's the ultimate lame 80's love song!

The lamest line: I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. (WHAT THE HELL?!)

BONUS - Total Eclipse of The Heart - Literal Version 

Hope you enjoyed! ;)

p.s. I need to buy a valentine's day gift to my boyfriend. (Brazilian Valentine's Day is next Friday) Suggestions?

Picture Of The Day

To celebrate my Mira's birthday.

Robsessed

Never before did I wrote two posts in the same day (nor used Inversion by my own will) but I NEEDED to share this.


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At the age of 23, 'Twilight' star, Robert Pattinson alredy is subject od a documentary. The movie 'Robsessed' (What a nice title), that will be released in DVD (This is the movie theaters it would be THE END) in the USA in the begining of November, promises to tell the life of the British actor, from his childhood untill the stardom. (OMG! What a life! It MUST talk about the uncountable films that he made, it must be eight hours long!)

According to the Revolver Entertainment, responsable for the (waste of time) production, the documentary shows brand new images of Pattinson and reveals his career (What a career uhn?) modeling and acting before his boom in 'Twilight' in the role of the Vampire Edward Cullen.(It will be as fun as going down the hill in a rubbish bin full of cheese graters)

The DVD will probably be released in November 10th, few days before the premiere of the 'New Moon'.


-- Everything I had to say about this piece of shit is on my comments to this article.
-- Could someone explain to me how is possible this be considered the sexiest man alive?
-- More waste of time info: http://www.robsessed.com/

Bored on a Sunday afternoon

No money. I can't play video game (I'm currently playing Resident Evil 4) nor watch a movie because my grandma is using the television. I'm really, really bored now, I'm watching random videos on YouTube.

I've found one really funny. This is Kevin Smith, director of Dogma and Clerks, talking about Twilight on Comic Con 2009.

Enjoy it.

My life according to Bon Jovi

Funny internet chain game...

Here are the basic instructions:

Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST or ONE BAND, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! (Your band or artist may have a helpful discography on Wikipedia, or check a lyrics website like http://www.metrolyrics.com)

Show me your answers!!




Pick your Artist
BON JOVI (the band and some of Jon’s solo songs)

Are you a male or female
“Woman in love”

Describe yourself
“Wildflower”

How do you feel
"Unbreakable"

Describe where you currently live
“Dry Country”

If you could go anywhere, where would you go
“Destination Anywhere”

Your favorite form of transportation
“Mystery Train”

Your best friend is
“Wanted Dead or Alive”

What’s the weather like
“Summertime”

Favorite time of day
“One wild night”

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called
“Living in sin”

What is life to you
“It’s my life”

Your fear
"Fear"

What is the best advice you have to give
“Keep the Faith”

Thought for the Day
“Someday I’ll be a Saturday Night”

My soul’s present condition
“Runaway”

My motto
“All I want is everything”

Life goes by pretty fast

That's the sentence that perfectly describes this day for me.

What have you been doing Nana?

Well... working a lot, and I mean a lot. I'm alredy tired., that's specially because I don't like the place where I work. I'm back to the university and pretty angry with myself because I'm not going to graduate in the end of the year. I've been studying English a lot too, I'm back to an English school hoping that next year I can make the P.E.T. exams.

I was at the English school waiting for the begining of the class reading a Readers Digest magazine in the reception. There was a list "10 of the most irritating phrases in the English language". I was sad to know that I say some of them A LOT. ( http://www.rd.com/your-america-inspiring-people-and-stories/10-of-the-most-irritating-phrases-in-the-english-language/article127772.html )

I've been reading Pride and Prejudice (I can't help it LOL) and I really think that I should stop reading books I alredy read and read new things. There are so many books in my bookshelf that I haven't read.

About Pride and Prejudice... I don't really believe that society have changed a lot. I hear the "good mariage" stuff a lot and people still (and will always be, IMO) hypocrite and selfish. Anyway I just love the way Jane used to write, her irony is something I admire.

Talking about irony... I've been so ironical that I'm becoming unpolite. Fact is, everything irritates me and as I have been a "good girl" all my life it seems that I can't give myself the right of non swollowing everything people say to me.

This post is one of the most strange I have ever written. I was writing everything that came out of my mind. LOL Looks like catarse.

See ya!

Another blog Nana?

Everytime I don't like one I just make another one. LoL

I'm glad to know that the 300 blogs I made when I was 13 were deleted by the superior force that controls the internet and that you can't laugh at me and at the bullshit I used to write. LoL

This one have the same reason to be that the last one, I just didn't like the dominium name. Btw, I'm terrible with names, I hope I can keep to this one.
Once "again" I just like writing about everything that comes to my mind and everything I like, it can be a movie, a book, a song, a website... whatever.

I've been busy, it's the end of the semester and teachers at the university have the bad tedency to drive us, poor students, crazy in this time of the year. So I'm not watching movies, reading books or listening to music as much as I like so I don't have much to say today, just that I watched an funny video on you tube made by a girl that looks like a Barbie Doll and claims to be the 1st female on youtube. She made a parody of a music of that absolutely strange singer Lady Gaga (Who in the hell listen to that???????!) It really seems that she's from 'outer space'. hehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h47fNaOb-JU&feature=fvsr